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liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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lea-fpool:

when people you dont like keep trying to talk to you

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ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt


IT’S SO CUTE DOEE

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

IT’S SO CUTE DOEE

bewbin:

ewprincess:

bewbin:

What has two thumbs and three arms

what

I don’t know

princehomo:

do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv

basedgodsboner:

Fuck yo tea.

basedgodsboner:

Fuck yo tea.

Add meeee. #Bored #LordGiveMeStrength #Kik

Add meeee. #Bored #LordGiveMeStrength #Kik

Add meeee. #Bored #LordGiveMeStrength #Kik

Add meeee. #Bored #LordGiveMeStrength #Kik

Add meeee. #Bored #LordGiveMeStrength #Kik

Add meeee. #Bored #LordGiveMeStrength #Kik